Recommendations based on Nightlight: A Parodyby The Harvard Lampoon

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  1. The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

    by James Patterson
    Daniel X is an alien hunter on a mission to eliminate the most dangerous extraterrestrial criminals on Earth.

    Twelve years after the murder of his parents, fifteen-year-old alien Daniel X has taken up the task of his parents as Defender of Earth. In the sewers of Portland, Oregon, he defeats number 19 on the ... (Wikipedia)

  2. Ophelia

    by Lisa M. Klein
    A retelling of Shakespeare's "Hamlet" from Ophelia's perspective, exploring her love for Hamlet and her tragic fate.

    He is Hamlet, Prince of Denmark; she is simply Ophelia. If you think you know their story, think again. In this reimagining of Shakespeare's famous tragedy, it is Ophelia who takes center stage. A ... (Goodreads)

  3. Maximum Ride, Vol. 1

    by NaRae Lee
    A group of genetically enhanced kids, led by Max, escape from a lab and embark on a journey to find their true identities.

    Fourteen-year-old Maximum Ride, better known as Max, knows what it’s like to soar above the world. She and all the members of the “flock”—Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman and Angel—are just like ordinary ... (Goodreads)

  4. Impossible

    by Nancy Werlin
    A young girl discovers a family curse that requires her to complete an impossible task to break it.

    Lucy is seventeen when she discovers that she is the latest recipient of a generations-old family curse that requires her to complete three seemingly impossible tasks or risk falling into madness and ... (Goodreads)

  5. The Ice Queen

    by Alice Hoffman
    A woman who has always avoided love and emotion is struck by lightning, leading her on a journey of self-discovery and healing.

    The Ice Queen is a nameless woman who makes a wish as an eight-year-old child that ruins her life. She grows up cold and unfriendly until, as she stands by her kitchen window, she is struck by a bolt ... (Wikipedia)

  6. Here, There Be Dragons

    by James A. Owen
    Three young people embark on a journey to save a magical world from destruction, encountering mythical creatures and facing their own fears.

    The Imaginarium Geographica "What is it?" John asked.,The little man blinked and arched an eyebrow.,"It is the world, my boy," he said. "All the world, in ink and blood, vellum and parchment, leather ... (Goodreads)

  7. Ghost Town

    by Rachel Caine
    After a devastating earthquake, a town becomes a refuge for ghosts and a battleground for the living.

    Deep in the heart of Texas, Morganville is a small college town full of laid-back students and eccentric townies, not to mention the sort of creatures you wouldn't want to run into after dark. ... (Goodreads)

  8. Max

    by James Patterson
    A thrilling story of a canine hero, saving the world from a sinister force.

    Dr. Martinez and several of her colleagues establish the Coalition to Stop the Madness (CSM), an ecological conservation effort which involves spreading environmental awareness at the Flock's public ... (Wikipedia)

  9. The Final Warning

    by James Patterson
    A group of kids investigate a mysterious environmental disaster, uncovering a darker secret.

    In this breathtaking new story from the astonishing imagination of James Patterson, a girl has to save herself from an army assembled just to capture her – and maybe save the planet while she's at ... (Goodreads)

  10. Out of Oz

    by Gregory Maguire
    The final book in the Wicked series, following the journey of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West's granddaughter.

    Oz is knotted with social unrest: The Emerald City is mounting an invasion of Munchkinland, Glinda is under house arrest, the Cowardly Lion is on the run from the law, and Dorothy is back. Amid chaos ... (Goodreads)

  11. Manon Lescaut

    by Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles
    A tragic love story between a young woman and a wealthy man, leading to their downfall and separation.

    Seventeen-year-old Des Grieux, studying philosophy at Amiens , comes from a noble and landed family, but forfeits his hereditary wealth and incurs the disappointment of his father by running away ... (Wikipedia)

  12. Wicked - Piano/Vocal Arrangement

    by Stephen Schwartz
    Musical adaptation of the classic tale of a misunderstood witch and her unlikely friendship with a young girl.

    Nominated for a whopping 10 Tony Awards in 2005, Wicked is an undeniable Broadway smash! A prequel to the all-American classic The Wizard of Oz, this new musical is a character study of Elphaba and ... (Goodreads)

  13. Beatrice and Virgil

    by Yann Martel
    An exploration of the Holocaust through allegory, with a taxidermist and a howler monkey.

    This is the story of a donkey named Beatrice and a monkey named Virgil. It is also the story of an extraordinary journey undertaken by a man named Henry. It begins with a mysterious parcel, and it ... (Goodreads)

  14. Eona: The Last Dragoneye

    by Alison Goodman
    A young girl's quest to save her kingdom, as she discovers her own magical powers and true identity.

    Eon has been revealed as Eona, the first female Dragoneye in hundreds of years. Along with fellow rebels Ryko and Lady Dela, she is on the run from High Lord Sethon's army. The renegades are on a ... (Goodreads)

  15. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: The Original Screenplay

    by J.K. Rowling
    Follow Newt Scamander as he tries to stop the dark wizard Grindelwald from raising pure-blood wizards to rule over all non-magical beings.

    In 1927, the Magical Congress of the United States of America ( MACUSA ) transfers the dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald to Europe to stand trial, but Grindelwald escapes. Three months later in London ... (Wikipedia)

  16. Ninth Key

    by Jenny Carroll
    A young girl's investigation into a mysterious crime, uncovering secrets of her past.

    At Kelly Prescott's pool party, Suze unknowingly contracts a poison oak rash after falling into some bushes while spying on her stepbrother Dopey. She also shares a slow dance with Tad, a student at ... (Wikipedia)

  17. Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures

    by Walter Moers
    Rumo, a Wolperting, embarks on a journey to save his love and discovers a world of magic and danger.

    The first book chronicles Rumo's childhood, beginning with his puppyhood raised by Hackonian Dwarves, his capture and lengthy detainment by fearsome Demonocles on a floating island known as Roaming ... (Wikipedia)

  18. Pathfinder

    by Orson Scott Card
    A young boy, Rigg, discovers he has the power to see the paths of living things and sets out on a journey to find his true identity.

    The narrative follows the adventures of a young man named Rigg, an unknowing colonist of a planet called Garden in a seemingly medieval state of scientific advancement. Rigg, at first a fur trapper's ... (Wikipedia)

  19. The Girl Who Chased the Moon

    by Sarah Addison Allen
    A young girl's journey of self-discovery, uncovering hidden family secrets in a small southern town.

    In her latest enchanting novel, New York Times bestselling author Sarah Addison Allen invites you to a quirky little Southern town with more magic than a full Carolina moon. Here two very different ... (Goodreads)

  20. The Art of Hearing Heartbeats

    by Jan-Philipp Sendker
    An epic search for the truth, discovering the power of love and the beauty of forgiveness.

    A poignant and inspirational love story set in Burma, The Art of Hearing Heartbeats spans the decades between the 1950s and the present. When a successful New York lawyer suddenly disappears without ... (Goodreads)

  21. Johannes Cabal the Necromancer

    by Jonathan L. Howard
    An ambitious necromancer's journey to regain his soul, aided by dark forces.

    In this uproarious and clever debut, it's time to give the Devil his due. Johannes Cabal, a brilliant scientist and notorious snob, is single-mindedly obsessed in heart and soul with raising the ... (Goodreads)

  22. First Grave on the Right

    by Darynda Jones
    A female Grim Reaper sleuth solves supernatural mysteries in a world of the living and the dead.

    First Grave on the Right, is the smashing, award-winning debut novel that introduces Charley Davidson: part-time private investigator and full-time Grim Reaper. Charley sees dead people. That's ... (Barnes & Noble)

  23. Brother Odd

    by Dean Koontz
    A traumatized war veteran seeks solace and peace in a secluded monastery, only to uncover more mysteries from his past.

    The novel begins seven months after, Forever Odd, . During that time, Odd Thomas has been a guest at St. Bartholomew's Abbey, where he hopes to seek peace and understanding. During his time there, he ... (Wikipedia)

  24. Black Powder War

    by Naomi Novik
    A thrilling adventure full of political intrigue and magical dragons.

    In Black Powder War , Captain William Laurence and Temeraire - along with the surviving members of their crew - are ordered to make all haste and return from the mission to China via Istanbul , where ... (Wikipedia)

  25. I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    by Iain Reid
    A woman accompanies her boyfriend to meet his parents, but strange events make her question her relationship and reality itself.

    A young woman contemplates ending her seven-week relationship with her boyfriend, Jake, while taking a trip to meet his parents at their farm. During the drive, Jake attempts to recite a poem he read ... (Wikipedia)

  26. Bloodlines

    by Richelle Mead
    A teenage girl discovers she is part of a powerful vampire dynasty, and must confront her destiny.

    I wasn't free of my past, not yet. Sydney's blood is special. That's because she's an alchemist - one of a group of humans who dabble in magic and serve to bridge the worlds of humans and vampires. ... (Goodreads)

  27. Throne of Jade

    by Naomi Novik
    A daring sea captain and a magical dragon embark on an epic voyage to save a royal family.

    When Britain intercepted a French ship and its precious cargo–an unhatched dragon’s egg–Capt. Will Laurence of HMS Reliant unexpectedly became master and commander of the noble dragon he named ... (Goodreads)

  28. Something Under the Bed is Drooling

    by Bill Watterson
    A collection of cartoons featuring the adventures of Calvin and Hobbes, exploring the world of childhood imagination.

    "Be good to yourself: Buy a copy of this, Calvin and Hobbes, cartoon book. If you don't laugh out loud at every third strip, check your pulse. You may be dead." —Phil Musick,, Pittsburgh Press, ... (Barnes & Noble)

  29. The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear

    by Walter Moers
    An epic fantasy adventure of a bear-like creature exploring a mysterious world of magic and monsters.

    Captain Bluebear tells the story of his first 13-1/2 lives spent on the mysterious continent of Zamonia, where intelligence is an infectious disease, water flows uphill, and dangers lie in wait for ... (Goodreads)

  30. Time to Hunt

    by Stephen Hunter
    A group of Vietnam veterans embark on a daring mission of revenge against the crime syndicate that betrayed them.

    The book begins about four or five years after the events in Black Light . Swagger's daughter is now around 8, and he owns a "lay-up" horse ranch, where he cares for horses. He has been slipping into ... (Wikipedia)