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The Starter Wife Hardcover – May 24, 2005
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- Print length368 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSimon & Schuster
- Publication dateMay 24, 2005
- Dimensions6.75 x 1.5 x 10 inches
- ISBN-100743265025
- ISBN-13978-0743265027
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From The Washington Post
"Could a woman over a certain age in Los Angeles be able to find a (reasonable) date?" No reader of this good-natured, fluffy novel will doubt for an instant that she can. Grazer, herself the wife of a Hollywood producer, wrote the screenplay for the feel-good tearjerker "Stepmom," and Starter Wife is the same kind of gentle cultural commentary. It is a world where children behave like children in movies, lobbing winsome, kids-say-the-darnedest-things lines but never causing too much trouble; where money never poses much of an issue in divorce because all the available abodes are as lavish as movie sets; and where single mothers over a certain age look like Susan Sarandon -- and if such women can't get dates, they might as well just drop dead.
Before her life as a Hollywood wife, Gracie had an identity of her own as a successful children's book writer (nothing so threatening as a satirical novelist). As well as having quite nice feet, Gracie is supposed to be observant, with a sharp wit. This Hollywood wife can actually identify lines from Shakespeare. (Okay, she can't tell "Hamlet" from "Macbeth," but we must remember that this is L.A; Gracie's brains, on a 1-to-10 scale, may be "about a seven" in the world at large, but "on the west side of L.A. she was pushing a nine, nine and a half, easy." ) The novel's setup promises that Gracie will serve as "the Jane Goodall of the Beach-Bimbos-and-Bentleys set," skewering Hollywood pretensions. The most enjoyable sections of The Starter Wife do exactly that:
"The demands of a life filled with petty concerns -- Why are the tennis court lights on at eight a.m.? The air-conditioning went above 72 degrees in the guesthouse sitting room! We need new flower arrangements twice a week. Why won't the remote (that cost as much as a new Toyota) turn off the Flat Screen TV in the bar? What is the proper ratio of studio to talent for a dinner party? The orchids in the foyer are dying. Should we serve lamb or salmon at our third dinner party this month? I want a phone on the left side of the master toilet. Who has (imaginary) food allergies? The pool is overflowing. Who doesn't eat meat? That painting doesn't work with the new couch. Who doesn't eat bread? I need another iPod (pre-programmed with Julia Roberts's favorites). The gardener cut the grass too low. The made-in-Tibet screening-room curtains won't open -- had devoured not only Gracie's creativity but, more important, her spirit."
Grazer clearly knows this scene, and is a lively, wry reporter of Hollywood's strident triviality and narcissism. But the novel falters, as many screenplays do, after the setup. The plot twist involving Kenny's new girlfriend, Britney Spears, is flat-out unfunny and reveals the problem with mixing fictional and real characters in a Hollywood novel. Spears feels like an old joke here. Another novelist of Hollywood, Bruce Wagner, has more success using only invented characters as protagonists; he manages to make them even more outré and bizarre than their real-life models.
When Gracie meets her love interest, The Starter Wife leaves comedy behind for romance-novel territory. Gracie and Sam Knight (allusion to Jane Austen's Knightley?) meet cute, when he rescues her from a kayaking accident. He is manly yet sensitive. He is a great kisser. He is also homeless -- but no reader will doubt that he'll turn out to be the prince in pauper's clothing who will not only love Gracie for her spunk, but also allow her to stay in Malibu, entertaining in style her loyal friends (a trio that includes the prerequisite straight-talking, gay interior decorator).
"It's a Malibu fairy tale," Gracie sighs. Indeed. At least the Hollywood version -- real fairy tales, as any reader of the Grimms knows, tend to be a lot nastier and more grisly.
Reviewed by Lisa Zeidner
Copyright 2005, The Washington Post Co. All Rights Reserved.
Product details
- Publisher : Simon & Schuster; First Edition, First Printing (May 24, 2005)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 368 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0743265025
- ISBN-13 : 978-0743265027
- Item Weight : 1.2 pounds
- Dimensions : 6.75 x 1.5 x 10 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #585,382 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #386 in Humorous American Literature
- #4,608 in Humorous Fiction
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About the author
Gigi Levangie (formerly Gigi Levangie Grazer) is the author of seven novels: Rescue Me (2000), Maneater (2003), The Starter Wife (2006), Queen Takes King (2010), The After Wife (2012), The Seven Deadlies (2013) and the upcoming Been There, Married That (2020). The Starter Wife was adapted for an Emmy Award-winning USA Network miniseries starring Debra Messing, and later for a television series; Maneater was adapted for a Lifetime miniseries starring Sarah Chalke in May 2009. In addition, Gigi wrote the screenplay for Stepmom, starring Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon. Gigi's articles have appeared in Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Glamour and the Wall St. Journal. She lives in L.A. with her husband, two sons, a miniature dachshund, an English bulldog and a leopard gecko.
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Once you get past all the Hollywood glitz and namedropping, at the heart of it she's really just a divorced 40-something who is going through an emotional upheaval, trying to raise a child, and hoping to find Mr. Right. Not exactly an enigma, right? She's someone whom most women have known, been, or will be at some point in their lives. All the rest is fun fluff that effectively keeps you roped into the story.
It's a tad longer than similar novels (hence the 4-stars), but I rarely went two pages without a hearty laugh. The humor very much jibes with the television series, so if you like the book, you'll love the show. If you like romantic comedies (heavy on the comedy), this book is definitely a winner.
The only part of the book I find mildly entertaining are the location based comments on Los Angeles and only because I live here, but I don't really know how much someone living outside of LA cares if a book character goes to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on San Vicente Blvd.
Giving two stars instead of one because I'm actually going to finish it, and I don't have a problem not finishing a book if it's awful.